Archives for posts tagged ‘humour’

Ego-Trip Programming

It’s Saturday morning and I’m bored.
I might go create something whose sole purpose is to praise me.

while 1:
print "I praise Chui, who created me for the purpose of praising him."

Prediction – C# deathclock is ticking

Here is something that the static-typing camp will never ever reconcile with:
Hejlsberg, lead-architect of C# announced at the PDC 2008 that C# 4.0 will be enhanced towards a dynamic language. With the keyword “dynamic” you can declare a variable as a datatype that will be bound at runtime rather than compile time – source
Whenever a [...]

Another QANTAS incident

A QANTAS jet was grounded in Melbourne, bringing up the number of newsworthy flight incidents to 4 in 11 days for the beleagured airline, The Australian reports.
The 737, registered as VH-TJU, is the same aircraft on which Qantas engineers found 95 defects that had been missed during contract maintenance work by Malaysian Airlines in Kuala [...]