The story of the bank robber

When a bank robber was asked why he robbed, he said

“the money belongs to nobody, so I took it”.

When pointed out to him the money actually belonged to somebody, he argued,

“the other banks have plenty of money, why don’t the other banks give these people some instead?”

When pointed out that he has no right to the money, he said

“well, some of the money here has passed through my hands, or my grandparents hands, so I have owned it before. I’m just taking it back”.

When pointed out that it’s illegal, the robber took out his gun and shot the hostages.

The moral? Never argue with a guy who has no scruples, especially if he has a gun.